I can’t take it any more
The way you look at her
The way you cuddle upon the bed
Drives me mental in my head
The way you talk to her at night
The way you hold her oh so tight
The way you stroke her fine hair
The times that you and her share
I know that you don’t understand
But I’m your lover I’m your man
I can’t believe the way I feel
She’s taken your heart oh what a steal
She talks to you and you talk back
She waits for you in the sack
She cuddles close oh your best friend
She loves you always right to the end
She don’t care if your getting fat
I’ve been replaced by my own black cat